(The following is a parody):

In my little myspace control page, on the left is listed all of the categories. In the Entertainment section (see bottom of this post) there is completely incongruously, thrown in there “Latino”. What the fuck is that? I dont understand. Why are Latinos singled out? Should we have a “Anglo” section as well, or “Polish” or “Russian? or EVERY language? Why not? This kind of thing scares me a little.
Are they singled out because they are a MINORITY or because they are a MAJORITY?? We need to know the criteria because I AM (pretending to be) OFFENDED (yes, offended) that there is not a ANGLO section on Myspace. And I am allowed to be OFFENDED because I am white and therefore in the MINORITY (see below).

Here is the racial breakdown (as of 2006) of the city in which I live, Chicago (according to Wikipedia):
36.39% Black, 31.32% White, 26.02% Hispanic or Latino (of any race), 4.33% Asian and Pacific Islander, 1.64% from two or more races, 0.15% Native-American, and 0.15% from other races.
WHITES ARE NOT THE MAJORITY, therefore Whitefolk now I assume, can take advantage of special loans, grants and privileges that the government offers to MINORITIES.
YAY after such a long struggle, our day has finally come!!
GIMME GIMME GIMME.


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