Fuck.
Now some Anti-Obesity Organizations are urging the boycott of Girl Scout Cookies because they make you fat.
First, I admit I am amused by the yearly boycott of GS cookies by some nutball group.
Second, please let me remind you of a very important fact….
In America, we have the RIGHT TO GET FAT (which is one of the many reasons I am against socialized health care)! In fact we have the RIGHT TO DO STUPID AND DANGEROUS THINGS!
If we are going to ban things that can kill us… lets see…
We must also ban: Mountain climbing, horseback riding, carnival rides, alcohol, potato chips, McDonalds, red meat, drawing Mohammed, flying, driving cars, riding in cabs, boating, surfing, swimming, going to hockey games, playing sports, shaving, scuba diving, being in the military, riding busses, using the train system, policemen, firemen, walking outside, being in the sun, having sex …. you get the idea.

Let me make an assumption: These groups are DEMOCRAT (far left leaning). How do I know this? Because the left ALWAYS wants to tell you what you can and cant do because: 1) they think you are stupid. 2) they have nothing if you are not scared and if you are not scared then they have no control.

REMEMBER IDIOTIC THINGS LIKE THIS WHEN YOU GO TO THE POLLS.
(Not that it matters in the 2008 Presidential Election because there are 3 Democrats running)

I like the Thin Mints personally.