Oh! And during his speech today, Head Numbfuck Harry Reid went on to praise Obama’s little points for the bailout plan.
Please let me list and comment on Obama’s genius plan:

First, there must be no blank check when American taxpayers are on the hook for this much money.
** It must have taken real brainpower to have hit upon this plan. Surely nobody else but Obama could have posssibly come up with that one.

Second, taxpayers shouldn’t be spending a dime to reward CEOs on Wall Street.
** It must have taken real brainpower to have hit upon this plan. Surely nobody else but Obama could have posssibly come up with that one.

Third, taxpayers should be protected and should be able to recoup this investment.
** It must have taken real brainpower to have hit upon this plan. Surely nobody else but Obama could have posssibly come up with that one.

Fourth, this plan has to help homeowners stay in their homes.
** Why? If I cannot afford a house, I rent. Why is that not good enough for everyone?
The left tries to spread the illusion that when people “lose their homes” they will be literally on the street. This is simply not true. They merely RENT.
But democrats can’t do anything without throwing socialism around, here they see a way to FORCE it upon us.
That’s their method; either sneaking or forcing socialism upon the people. Never cognizant that if something must be sneaky or forced, THE PEOPLE DONT WANT IT.

Fifth, this is a global crisis, and the United States must insist that other nations join us in helping secure the financial markets.
* More socialism, this time dragging other countries into OUR mess.

Sixth, we need to start putting in place the rules of the road I’ve been calling for for years to prevent this from ever happening again.
* AAAH! Now we get to the meat! WATCH OUT.

And finally, this plan can’t just be a plan for Wall Street, it has to be a plan for Main Street.
* This is not a point, it is rhetoric.
Obama’s little plan is merely a poorly written high school report. But I don’t expect much else from that dink.